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MOIDAH

Saint Paris is a sleepy little rural town in Southwest Ohio.

TOLD YOU IT WAS “SLEEPY”

Everyone knows everyone and everyone knows everything about everyone – especially my neighbor! It’s as if he is Don of a local Mafia.

YES. YES, I DID.

Except that murder and homicide just don’t happen here.

WAIT

… apparently in September 2020 it did!

HOLY PONY WAGON, BATMAN!

30 minutes later:
Good Lord that was so … disturbing!

ME READING THE DOCUMENT

OK. So generally speaking … murders do not happen here.
UNTIL NOW!
dun dun dun dunnnnnn

● 19:20 hours, body located on north side of the living room.

IRONIC THAT IT OCCURRED IN THE LIVING ROOM …

● Appears to be a homicide.

● Only evidence is a small round turd near the body.

DNA has certainly come a long way and one would think this would be an open and shut case. However, there are things impeding the investigation.

● Suspicious rabbit staring, unblinking as we complete this investigation.

OUR SUSPECT

Fortune smiles upon us: a witness steps forward!

I SAW THE WHOLE THING! I’M TRAUMATIZED!

It is a well-documented *fact that the perpetrator, more often than not, returns to the scene of the crime.
*Every show on Investigation Discovery

AH HAH!

Well, well, well. Time to pay a certain suspect a visit.

GET OFF MY PROPERTY!
DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT?!

All that’s left now is answering the question: Was it planned or was it a crime of passion.
Or was it COW ABDUCTION?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

That was the last blog post. Check it out!
https://sammys.club/cow-pile

And here I thought wires were the only thing I had to worry about. Wires and carpet. Wires, carpet and books. Wires, carpet, books and art supplies. Wires, carpet, books, art supplies, clothing, my hair, my eyebrows, and base boards. And now cows.

BEST WITH SOUND

Kids, rabbits chew everything you need or want.

I already ordered another cow from Amazon. I also threw in a phone charger for good measure because – well – it is only a matter of time.

COURTESY OF AMAZON

3 thoughts on “MOIDAH

  1. I was laughing at this one

  2. I was wondering how long it would last, honestly! 😂😂😂😂😂

  3. A nail-biter to the end!

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