Saint Paris is a sleepy little rural town in Southwest Ohio.
Everyone knows everyone and everyone knows everything about everyone – especially my neighbor! It’s as if he is Don of a local Mafia.
Except that murder and homicide just don’t happen here.
… apparently in September 2020 it did!
30 minutes later:
Good Lord that was so … disturbing!
OK. So generally speaking … murders do not happen here.
UNTIL NOW!
dun dun dun dunnnnnn
● 19:20 hours, body located on north side of the living room.
● Appears to be a homicide.
● Only evidence is a small round turd near the body.
DNA has certainly come a long way and one would think this would be an open and shut case. However, there are things impeding the investigation.
● Suspicious rabbit staring, unblinking as we complete this investigation.
Fortune smiles upon us: a witness steps forward!
It is a well-documented *fact that the perpetrator, more often than not, returns to the scene of the crime.
*Every show on Investigation Discovery
Well, well, well. Time to pay a certain suspect a visit.
All that’s left now is answering the question: Was it planned or was it a crime of passion.
Or was it COW ABDUCTION?!
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And here I thought wires were the only thing I had to worry about. Wires and carpet. Wires, carpet and books. Wires, carpet, books and art supplies. Wires, carpet, books, art supplies, clothing, my hair, my eyebrows, and base boards. And now cows.
Kids, rabbits chew everything you need or want.
I already ordered another cow from Amazon. I also threw in a phone charger for good measure because – well – it is only a matter of time.
I was laughing at this one
I was wondering how long it would last, honestly! 😂😂😂😂😂
A nail-biter to the end!